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08:43pm 23/03/2005
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEE DEE!!!!!  
     

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08:54pm 22/03/2005
 
mood: happy
I am happy and sour all at the same time...

Helen told me today that the exam results come out on MY BIRTHDAY. Rubbish. That really could just be the worst day ever then. Lovely.
But also happy because my Hell Is For Heroes came. Yay. And I got an A in my History retake, and 19/20 (A) for my English coursework. This is good. Now I need to get my Psychology work out of the way...
And YAY the Reading lineup is SO GOOD. Incubus!!! The FITNESS that is Brandon Boyd!!!

IT IS DEE DEE'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!!!
 
     

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07:13pm 31/01/2005
 
mood: okay
So yes. Hello. We went to Del's house on saturday. I had FAR too much to drink. The drinking games just pushed me over the edge and I ended up throwing up. A lot. In the toilet thank god. I only remember it lasting about half an hour, but Helen has reliably informed me that it was closer to two hours. Oh dear. Apparently Helen was crying because she thought I was going to die. Hahahahahahaha, such an emotional drunk.
But seriously, thank you for doing the very good friend thing and staying with me and holding my hair back. And falling asleep on my back. Yes, much love to Helen. And much love to Claire, who was also very very drunk.
Curse that bloody super strong strongbow!!

Saw 'Closer' today. The film was a bit shit but Natalie Portman was very good. Then I spotted Steve from the x factor in centre court. Oh yeah.
I bought Claire a Cliff Richard calendar today too. She was so pleased...
 
     

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08:18pm 30/01/2005
 
mood: tired



This made me laugh so much.
Yes, it is actually a rabbit.
 
     

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08:02pm 27/01/2005
 

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF CRYSTELLE ARMANI BEYONCE CHAV!
(2005-2066) R.I.P

When she was but a baby, Crystelle Armani Beyonce used to dance frantically to the German and Italian national anthems.


Crystelle Armani Beyonce made their first appearance on BBC's Crimewatch after CCTV footage caught them bricking and killing a fireman.


After being asked for photographic ID at the local off licence, she proceeded to bludgen the cashier over the head with a sturdy bottle of Jack Daniels. katherinebob</strong> was sent to prison for 5 years for being a shit parent!


In 2026, Crystelle Armani Beyonce was brutally assaulted in a nightclub after attempting to steal a lighter from a bouncer's pocket. On an application form for a local fast food outlet, Crystelle Armani Beyonce informed the recruitment officer that they were 5' 13" and that their turn offs included goats, Germans and indian elephants.


Since Crystelle Armani Beyonce had no money to buy clothes, she had to resort to stealing some brand new threads off the neighbours washing line. After taunting a lion one too many times in a safari park, Crystelle Armani Beyonce had their scalp and right hand bitten off. She wore a Beatlesque wig from then onwards!


Crystelle Armani Beyonce fell into an immense pit of despair after realising that she had spent all of the pension fund on a life size gold sculpture of Ali G.

Sadly Crystelle Armani Beyonce was devoured by an insane killer seal at the age of 62.







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04:18pm 28/11/2004
 
mood: cold
I am getting very excited about Blink 182 NEXT WEEK!!!! 5th December!!! WOOOO
Yes
Indeed
Snow Patrol on Tuesday too.
Biffy was very good. Much drunken fun was had. And Simon Neil looked SO fine, he had a haircut and everything.....aaaah.....
YUM
 
     

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08:46pm 16/11/2004
   
     

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07:58pm 21/10/2004
 
mood: silly
YAY CLAIRE MADE ME A NEW ICON THING
IT IS THE BIFFY
SHE IS THE BEST


yes indeed
 
     

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08:17pm 09/09/2004
 
mood: amused
Yes. So. I am back, and have been for some time. News: RESULTS!!!
Psychology: A
History: B
English: B
Biology: E
And so I go and get my certificate things yesterday, and there was more good news. One one of my History papers, I got 86/90, I got an A on the Handmaids tale exam, and I got 100/100 on one of my Psychology exams!!!! WOW. I was SO shocked.
This year's year 12: minging. Seriously, we really do just get all the retards. Except for (Claire's) Charlotte. Seriously looks like Angelina Jolie. Hahaha there is a random Polish boy in my tutor group.
 
     

(eat some cheese)

 
   
02:35pm 15/08/2004
 
mood: excited
I'm off to Spain soon, so I shall see everyone in two weeks. And yes, we will be going out. Claire, we should find some more gigs to go to. WOOOO SUGARCULT ARE COMING BACK TO EL ENGLAND!! LET'S GO TO THAT!!!
Yes. Well, I was going to say goodbye in spanish, but I cant remember how to say it. Never mind.
 
     

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02:30pm 15/08/2004
  Yay shopping ness. I got clothes in topshop in el sale and lots of CD's. They are all very good. I have purchased Blink 182, Biffy Clyro, Funeral for a Friend and Punk-o-Rama 8. Indeed. And I reeeealy want the Bouncing Soul's album, but I cannot find it ANYWHERE. GRRRRRRRRR ARGH.  
     

(eat some cheese)

 
   
07:32pm 11/08/2004
  Happy Birthday to me...  
     

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08:49pm 10/08/2004
 
mood: blah
Hmmm. Well. Yes. Slightly blah now. There was another gig at the peel tonight. Dumb excuse, from last time were playing and I wanted to go, but everyone is rubbish. Helen didnt want to go, Fahad was busy and James is in France. So I posted on the board 'I want to go tonight, but I dont wanna go alone', to which I got the reply of 'i'll go with you ;)' from Wil. But because I am the retard of doom, I thought he was joking. But Fahad told me he really wasnt and he has now gone. So I could have gone. With Wil. But I am once again retarded.
 
     

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08:50pm 28/06/2004
  GO TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!  
     

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10:58am 20/06/2004
  Bloody hell, I am a Hogwarts slutCollapse )  
     

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09:01pm 15/06/2004
  THE MAN IN TRU CALLING IS FITNESS  
     

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08:49pm 10/06/2004
 
mood: giggly
Randomness. Random Ronald in year 13 has a phobia of buttons. Because they are made of plastic and have holes in them. He cant even look at them.
EXAMS ARE ALL OVER!!!!!! Wooo. Biology was so bad. Terrible. Psychology was horrible. I didnt know anything. I messed up there. English was surprisingly ok. History was okish, but i had no idea about the bloody 'magnus intercursus'. ARGH. Oh well, it's over now.
Dee Dee I hope your spastic finger gets better. It sounds a bit ming though. Sikisa dont do anythhing stupid. You are spastic and you are also wrong. Ha Ha. You know what I mean.
OOOOH Suarcult next week. YAY.
I want to go and see Harry Potter.
 
     

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08:36pm 11/05/2004
  Sikisa, Helan and Claire are mass retards. They are telling me that people like me when they clearly dont. And Helan and Claire seem to think that up to TEN people like me. Well blah to them. They are wrong.  
     

(eat some cheese)

 
   
07:34pm 11/05/2004
 
mood: hyper
Who will save you from dying? by Tabsy
Your name
Favourite colour
Most used kitchen utensil
How you will nearly dieHeart failure
When you will nearly dieMarch 12, 2012
Who will save youOrlando Bloom
What they will save you withThe power of song
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TABSY IS THE BEST EVAR
 
     

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07:53pm 13/04/2004
  I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything!
 
     

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